Dating me is literally a whole lot of
- bad jokes
- even worse movies
- cuddling
- making out
- you touching my butt
- loud (good) music
- long text messages
and a lot more bad jokes
(via wastedonthefloor)
Even if you called 6 months later, at 3 am I’d still answer. - I’ll always care about you (via jusst-breathee)
(via depressed-cunt)
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
(via glumglass)
I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
(via glumglass)
getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things
(via glumglass)
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good. -
(via bl-ossomed)
This may be the best post I’ve ever seen
(via photogenicastronaut)
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(via pepahh)
(via firstbornyounicorn)